{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-18 18:28:31 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5410917","html":"Reason #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/2\" rel=\"tag\">2<\/a><\/span>: Walmart puts all of their condoms in a locked box so you can\u2019t go through the self-checkout. You gotta get judged by a cashier. She\u2019ll look at you and say \u201cew, gross, you\u2019re shopping at Walmart of all places?\u201d"}