{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-18 14:01:41 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5444521","html":"How did this even happen? First I can not find my old account, then I am wrestling with Teddy Bears (weirdest name for a server rack). All of a sudden the phone rings and I have to run errands on the first day of Xmas. Then I go for a new account only to hear people almost beating the company printer to death so I had to go save that.<br \/><br \/>Long story short it took me about 5 hours just so I could wish you guys happy hollidays.<br \/><br \/>And it all started with me wanting to short an URL on pny lv **rolleyes**"}