{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Feb-19 16:45:37 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5448578","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/62529\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alcoholic Beast\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">drinkingpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> pretty sure the fact that I\u2019ve posted on this website immediately disqualifies me from ever holding any sort of elected office."}