{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Thursday, 21-Feb-19 23:22:33 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5449265","html":"Ever watched a commercial (I never watch commercials) scream out loud &quot;Hey I want that product !&quot;. Then a darkness lift and you find yourself in your bed ?<br \/><br \/>I'm having what my friends would call 'Statler&amp;Waldorf style nightmares' now. Why ? &quot;Cus you are getting OLD !&quot;"}