{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-19 13:37:54 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5453865","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/62529\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alcoholic Beast\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">drinkingpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> When you fail to qualify for basic human survival skills, you become a journalist"}