{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-19 10:08:48 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5454859","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"adiwan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">adiwan<\/span><\/a><\/span> Not to burst your ink-bubble but the lower ranks of Splatoon are filled with 13 year olds. Oh and yes you are ranked even if you play unranked.<br \/><br \/>If you were to play about 2 rounds per day you missed since released with a 90% win-rating you would have made up for about half of every missed splat-fest that the match-AI seems to award points for.<br \/><br \/>That is about 1296 matches, and then you should be in your very own ELO-Hell. Well about that number anyway."}