{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Friday, 17-May-19 02:02:24 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5456261","html":"TIL how most adults deal with finances in a 4 step program<br \/><br \/>1 : Never check bank balance<br \/>2: Pretend everything is fine<br \/>3: Live in constant state of fear<br \/>4: Repeat<br \/><br \/>I like my own model better. ( run monthly )<br \/>10 : if income it bigger than expenses, go to end<br \/>20 : if expences are bigger than income try to fix it, go to end"}