{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-19 15:16:02 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5456810","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/62529\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alcoholic Beast\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">drinkingpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Jesusscript... I'll bet it's the same as JavaScript with the only difference that you have to pray to the holy trinity instead of to the compiler, the framework, and your own sanity."}