{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-19 18:31:39 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5461192","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"adiwan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">adiwan<\/span><\/a><\/span> Reminds me of a story, now the details have been lost to time but I distinctly remember that somehow a professional looking &quot;anti-anti virus&quot; sign being made for our local version of a computer convention.<br \/><br \/>&quot;128 of the best selected virusses to nuke down your pesky anti-virus&quot; &quot;Pester your system with Sircam, Nimda, Klez, Sapphire, Gaybird, NuclearRAT, Sasser, Blaster, and all our other pattented 'lifesavers'&quot; ( You may have noticed that those are mostly famous virusses from the first half of the 2000's )<br \/><br \/>Some people actually inquired for our 'product' on the day of the convention. One of them actually wanted to use it because he would be fired sooner or later.<br \/><br \/>Morale of the story is... Virus Killers are snakeoil these days, attacks are most likely to come from within. Like BadUSB, No AntiVirus gonna protect you from an angry employee.<br \/><br \/>... Or dumb mother ? Idunno."}