{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-19 07:59:41 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5461778","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Angry Liberal\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> For putting down something in a store while you look at some other products and then possibly forgetting about the first product ?<br \/><br \/>Does that mean if it were up to you I would go to jail for that one time I accidentally left a can of beans in a open-top fridge ?<br \/><br \/>Would it be better or worse if I said the thing exploded ?"}