{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 04-Aug-19 04:18:36 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5462209","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiff Spearman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiff<\/span><\/a><\/span> I feel like I'm too old now to laser tag but then i remember there's a group of Koreans that come to the local laser tag place and kick the asses of literal children professionally"}