{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-19 14:57:55 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5462708","html":"First law of my future country : <br \/><br \/>&quot;Defenestration is allowed when people get on your nerves. Such as guests overstaying their welcome&quot;<br \/><br \/>Second law :<br \/><br \/>&quot;Windows shall never be build further than 3 feet from the ground&quot;"}