{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-19 21:10:32 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5462809","html":"<b>gets into cockpit<\/b><br \/>So you are sure this is safe<br \/>&quot;Affirmative&quot;<br \/>There is what looks to be a gearbox on my left<br \/>&quot;Yeah ?&quot;<br \/>It has an old fashioned spanner in it<br \/>&quot;Your point ?&quot;<br \/>To my right is a box with a nuclear sticker on it, and also a sticker that reads 'do not open'<br \/>&quot;I know&quot;<br \/>You know it is open right ?<br \/>&quot;Affirmative, what is your point ?&quot;<br \/>Nothing I just wanted you to know that I feel the most safe I have ever felt in my life<br \/>&quot;You are an idiot, I am going to miss you&quot;<br \/>Wait, what was that last bit ?<br \/>&quot;.... N-nothing...&quot;"}