{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 23:17:06 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5462967","html":"&quot;Don't you worry captain, I am as sharp as a knife, as keen as a bean, got my eyes on everything and everyone all at once like an owl&quot;<br \/><i>20 seconds later<\/i><br \/><b>BONG<\/b><br \/>&quot;Auch ! Who put that bulkhead there ?&quot;<br \/><br \/>So I facepalmed IRL. and I HAD to take that buffoon with me on a mission. So we got captured, 3 times, inside of the same facility. Once because he could not keep his mouth shut, once because he sneezed while we tried to sneak past a patrol, and once because... Well maybe that last time was MY fault but how was I supposed to know that there was no hot sauce in the red barrels with a flame on em ?"}