{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Aug-19 03:28:12 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5462976","html":"I\u2019m so FrankerZing mad that \u201cTrump Postpones Trip to Greenland After PM of Denmark Refuses to Sell Greenland\u201d is a headline I have to read, REPORT ON THE ACTUAL Potato KnishesING NEWS, god I hate cable."}