{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Saturday, 24-Aug-19 10:02:46 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5463139","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Angry Liberal\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;We have penetrated the mind of the stereotype Apple using Starbucks abusing user using artificial neural networking&quot; would probably be a good Onion headline.<br \/><br \/>Then the comment section can be filled with people claiming to actually use these tools for something usefull, like <a href=\"http:\/\/codeparade.net\/furry\/\" title=\"http:\/\/codeparade.net\/furry\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/codeparade.net\/furry\/<\/a>"}