{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-19 10:27:40 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5464426","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> So what ? You wanna call this art or something ? How do you even want to report on this.<br \/><br \/><i>points at kitchen utensil<\/i><br \/><br \/>I do not think &quot;today there was a kitchen mishap in the long room&quot; will cut it. People will start to ask questions"}