{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-19 21:26:35 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5464514","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"adiwan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">adiwan<\/span><\/a><\/span> Programmer : Noun<br \/><br \/>1. An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software<br \/><br \/>Surely you have read the T-shirts. I would suspect you wanted to get away from your job after 11 hours."}