{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 09:19:35 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5464540","html":"Guide to modern movie criticism<br \/><br \/>1 : Say movie is great<br \/><br \/>2 : Invalidate everyone's opinion who does not like the movie and mention that &quot;Your opinion is all subjective anyway&quot;<br \/><br \/>3 : &quot;You probably have not seen the movie anyway, but if you actually have, then do not go see the next one&quot;<br \/><br \/>There, just saved you about an hour, now you do not need to go see <a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/url\/875215\" title=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Nnth1pnBBdM\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/url\/875215<\/a> ( Network 1901, DaleKnows, MenAreRuiningStarWars ). Oh I also cut out all the sexist pingas."}