{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 16:04:10 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5464550","html":"I thought maybe if I went to sleep and trump released the Ukraine transcript while I was asleep the whole \u201cimpeachment\u201d thing would just silently go away because if he\u2019s offering to release it that means there\u2019s nothing incriminating... right? He can\u2019t be that dumb, right? Anyway I woke up and read the news and now i\u2019m even grumpier."}