{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-19 18:10:44 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5464777","html":"Me : &quot;I wonder when those cookies will be done&quot;<br \/><br \/>Oven : Ding !<br \/><br \/>Me : <b>*walks to the washer machine and opens it*<\/b><br \/><br \/>Me : &quot;I might be retarded&quot;"}