{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-19 21:18:44 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5464987","html":"&quot;Your fresh produce may contain insects&quot; - Adam ( ruins everything )<br \/><br \/>Yeah, I know, I am no stranger to the professional kitchen. Not to brag but the things I used to make :3 Broccoli, Cauliflower and Lettuce is not fun just because of that, especially Cauliflower as it needs to be nice, and white, and bug-less if you expect to be employed the next day. I also know that if you find an entire bug in a can of tomatoes you take a picture and send it to your supplier and pretty much won a day supply of fresh bug-less tomato stuff.<br \/><br \/>&quot;In fact, if you have eaten a hundred pounds of chocolate, you have eaten one entire bug&quot; - Adam<br \/><br \/>Well, yeah, laws of average and all that.<br \/><br \/>I used to bite off my own toenails too, by the laws of averages there is a 95% chance you did this too at one point in your life, Adam. Does not mean foot-fettish ( something I will never understand ) involves nibbling and swallowing someone elses toe-nail<br \/><br \/>I mean... I am sorry... Adam is about to break my mind over here."}