{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Saturday, 05-Oct-19 17:57:42 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465065","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> **gasp** don't you dare do those things<br \/><br \/><i>Pull it out, stab it in, let me begin<br \/>Cut under the chin, fresh out the loony bin<br \/>You don't want me to act up, punk better back up<br \/>Swingin my axe everybody gets hacked up<\/i><br \/><br \/>You'll get blood EVERYWHERE !<br \/><br \/>Unless if you are already practicing your plead for insanity. In which case, try to hit for the ego of you know who, I heard there is no body armor big enough to fit it. Also do not use a .22 LR, even by my European standards those things are garbage."}