{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 15:06:06 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465196","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"adiwan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">adiwan<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oof, I hope it goes better quick.<br \/><br \/>Maybe one of those weird neck-hammocks that you-know-who is spamming at me in commercials actually works for that.<br \/><br \/>I am afraid that I have no idea what eye-strain feels like actually."}