{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 16:08:58 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465200","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/62529\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alcoholic Beast\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">drinkingpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> A pirate enters a pub. The barkeep looks at him and says, &quot;You know you've got one of those ship's wheels sticking out of your crotch?&quot; The pirate answers, &quot;Aye, it be steerin' me balls...&quot;"}