{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"thismightbeauser's status on Friday, 11-Oct-19 01:12:58 UTC","author_name":"thismightbeauser","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thismightbeauser","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465308","html":"Teller: &quot;Are you from this area ma'am?&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;No I'm actually from Saudi Arabia.&quot;<br \/>Teller: &quot;Making a large purchase?&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;Not really, I'm laundering money to fund terrorism.&quot;"}