{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 00:25:42 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465538","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Angry Liberal\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Thank you for showing everyone you know the meaning of facetious. You will not go on to understand the meaning I laid out behind the words, but instead you will win a full-range colour-microwave. Go check your kitchen right now! our <span class=\"striket\">reverse burglary<\/span> ... I mean... Professional installation team of time-space-defying kitchen equipment should have just finished working.<br \/><br \/>Man I love playing a stupid 80's show host :D"}