{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"thismightbeauser's status on Thursday, 17-Oct-19 06:51:20 UTC","author_name":"thismightbeauser","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thismightbeauser","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465639","html":""Would Jesus pass a breathalyzer test? Being that his blood is made of wine and all." -- Reddit user"}