{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-19 21:14:37 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5465886","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/53973\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thismightbeauser<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hmm, no, I think that I would dissapoint the spirit of all my ancestors if I put training wheels on it.<br \/><br \/>But after getting most of my body blue and purple and somehow exploding a tree, I felt secure enough to ride it around town running errands."}