{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-19 16:10:00 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5466434","html":"( after work )<br \/><br \/>Can someone please put me in cryosleep untill it is legal to projectile-transport people into space ? Like a cannon or a trebuchet or something."}