{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Sunday, 08-Dec-19 01:33:22 UTC","author_name":"Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drinkingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5467606","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"adiwan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">adiwan<\/span><\/a><\/span> Maybe they want the DNA evidence that it was someone on-staff that drank the Cola and as such build a case that you are not lying.<br \/><br \/>On the other hand... Pretty sure the RMA combined with the original postage plus the costs of the controller at 90% off is less than the DNA kit.<br \/><br \/>Wait, I got lost in the sauce as they say... Why do they want that Cola bottle ?"}