{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-20 02:21:05 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5468461","html":"if we had universal healthcare then anakin skywalker wouldn\u2019t have refused to get into the imperial shuttle with Luke at the end of <i>Return of the Jedi<\/i> because the trip would have been paid for"}