{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-20 22:23:18 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5469842","html":"Scrooge instructing his nephews on collecting tips as bellhops in his new hotel, "a portion of which is passed along to management." Pretty sure this joke is violating labor law."}