{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-20 03:38:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5470177","html":"Hey if you ever hear anyone complain about how self-checkout machines at grocery stores are \u201ckilling jobs\u201d, just know that they\u2019re talking completely from their asses and have no idea what they\u2019re saying. Similarly, if you grab a bunch of items from the shelf and bring them to my desk to inform me what you would have bought from me if I wasn\u2019t \u201ckilling jobs\u201d (me, personally?), just know that your political statement is completely batbatcave and all you\u2019ve done is make my life harder by forcing me to reshop all of your grape."}