{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-20 01:42:26 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5470302","html":"It\u2019s not the coronavirus that kills you, it\u2019s the literal riot that just broke out in my store when the last package of toilet paper was taken"}