{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 01-May-20 05:27:41 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5471540","html":"Eventually you just gotta stop and ask yourself, &quot;Why <b>*am*<\/b> I still scrolling past this vapid comment section, I'm not even pretending to read anymore?&quot; (Wheee, the screen goes WHOOSH)"}