{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jan-21 10:23:44 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5476046","html":"Michael Bay\u2019s new movie is about a bizarro alternate universe where the US government is mishandling a pandemic, but I did the math and I\u2019m 95% certain the virus would have died out by killing all of its hosts too fast to find new ones under the conditions portrayed in the film."}