{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 21-Mar-21 02:38:34 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5476589","html":"Man... You search eBay for "Janine Melnitz action figure" a couple of times, and the algorithm starts feeding you anime bondage figurine after anime bondage figurine... My overwhelmingly strong "WTF? lol *click*" reflex cannot be helping me...."}