{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 20-May-21 19:13:36 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5477004","html":"I'm assured that the time my roommate had to open the security lid on a handle of bourbon with a footlong flathead screwdriver was Totally Unrelated"}