{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 20-May-21 19:34:33 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5477005","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Our most frequent shoplifters are teenagers grabbing White Claw and just walking out with them, but they\u2019re really, really bad at it. They seem to think I\u2019m literally going to hunt them down, so if they even think I know they\u2019re stealing that drop their papaya and leave. Just the other night a kid was walking toward the exit with a case in hand and I wasn\u2019t really paying attention, but he thought I saw him so he pretended he was just walking over to the produce to get something. Once I realized what was going on I just kinda stood there until eventually he walked back into the aisles, hid the goods, and left without making a further issue."}