{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 02-Apr-22 04:33:33 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5478711","html":"I speak so motherhumping much English, I qualify as bilingual. I speak English on a calibre that leaves me struggling to comprehend lesser communicators who cannot muster the basic, elementary functions of spelling and punctuation. I speak English so hard-goddamn-core that people ask me if I'm FROM England, when I was raised in Southern California by people with either Mexican or American "country" accents!"}