{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-22 23:01:10 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5481165","html":"My cat scratched himself just below his ear and then shook his head and sprayed blood everywhere, intentionally making it look like a goddamn murder scene. He\u2019s fine. The wall is not."}