{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jun-23 12:44:42 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5481732","html":"Okay, so Mr. Burns forgets Homer Simpson a lot and that\u2019s why he still has a job despite being bad at it on the one day of the week he\u2019s actually there, but how does he get paid? Are nuclear safety inspectors paid on a salary, because Homer sure ain\u2019t punchin\u2019 any clocks."}