{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-25 00:56:22 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5483505","html":"\u201cWill the DC metro continue to run?\u201d gosh I hope so, otherwise the obscenely elderly will have no way to come yell at me about how understaffed my store is in a blizzard"}