{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 11-Apr-25 14:40:19 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5483773","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> one time I was driving around Holland with a friend and his local friend. I commented on how flat everything was. Dutch dude mentions that we\u2019re technically below sea level, then looks at me and goes, \u201cNetherlands means \u2018lower countries\u2019\u201d. I go, \u201cbut we\u2019re in the north\u201d. Nobody found it quite as funny as I did."}