{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-25 00:34:46 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5484133","html":"my assistants come to me for advice their parents should be giving them. Come on man I know I\u2019m bald but I\u2019m not THAT old"}