{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jaden Stock (princehikaru)'s status on Sunday, 25-Sep-11 22:17:57 UTC","author_name":"Jaden Stock (princehikaru)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princehikaru","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/549087","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach K.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zach121k<\/span><\/a><\/span> why is your mom a dick?"}