{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"rdbrony's status on Monday, 26-Sep-11 09:13:25 UTC","author_name":"rdbrony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rdbrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/551549","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1946\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Princess\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princessofwuggles<\/span><\/a><\/span> Aw, lamesauce.  You should just burst in there, and if he's awake, hit him in the eye with a flashlight.  He'll either not be able to see, or will be blinded by your beauty and buy more ice cream.  You're sorted either way!"}