{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt Guy (anubins)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Sep-11 22:10:45 UTC","author_name":"Matt Guy (anubins)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/anubins","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/562945","html":"Why is the drink can always empty? Seriously, I think it empties itself when I'm not looking."}