{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 29-Sep-11 15:17:05 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/565680","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavors<\/span><\/a><\/span> Seriously, just get some shampoo up in here and comb it through while wet.  Should work wonders."}